~like butter~

September 17th, 2020

Yo Ziggy, check out Mom’s sweater tie—it seriously stretches all the way to the dinning room!  And when it snaps back, you just grab it again, like, a million times.  Nah, don’t worry, she’ll never know.

Now just to mix it up, you can start on her scarves, like the silk ones with the hand-beading?  The way they shred, dude, it’s like butt—  Ah man, busted!