September 17th, 2020
Yo Ziggy, check out Mom’s sweater tie—it seriously stretches all the way to the dinning room! And when it snaps back, you just grab it again, like, a million times. Nah, don’t worry, she’ll never know.
Now just to mix it up, you can start on her scarves, like the silk ones with the hand-beading? The way they shred, dude, it’s like butt— Ah man, busted!